BIGGEST LOSERS IN ABU DHABI
TOP TRACK POINTS IN ABU DHABI
Your drivers and constructor earn Track Points for your team, which can then be added to with Boosts, Punts and Forecasts, and improved with Ejector Seats. Here are the Losers teams that earned the most Track Points in this race.
PODIUM OF SHAME
Here are our final three teams that got the least Track Point. Unlike previous races, these teams avoid any consequence. Instead of playing automatic team actions, a cloud of shame shall hang over them like a fat cloud or a low-flying hippopotamus.
EJECTOR SEATS IN ABU DHABI
BOOST BUTTONS IN ABU DHABI
FAST FORECASTS IN ABU DHABI
PITLANE PUNTS IN ABU DHABI
The next F1 Losers League championship will trundle off the starting blocks on 5 March 2023. Entries will open in the new year. Thank you to the teams that participated in this year's competition. You all added absolutely nothing and we are disgusted at your woeful lack of talent. We love you all.
We'll be posting to more social media next year: Twitter, if it's still around, and back on Facebook and Instagram. We're planning on possibly disastrous Track Points tweaks, adjustments to make team actions more frustrating, and a new, cruel bonus point system that will tighten up the scores like firmly clamped nipples.
Keep an eye on our socials - and this website - for when we announce entries opening for 2023. Happy losing, everyone.