Here is the complete Losers team data page for the Abu Dhabi grand prix. It features all the Losers team scores at this race, including Track Points and points from Boosts, Forecasts, Punts and Ejector bribes.
For the commentary page featuring just the Losers team highlights, see the commentary page.
FULL LOSERS TEAM SCORES IN ABU DHABI
|
1st |
VroomerDoomer |
165 |
|
2nd |
Alpine Fresh |
152 |
|
3rd |
Group Team Name |
148 |
|
4th |
What Verstappened |
142 |
|
5th |
Vladimir Mazepin |
136 |
|
6th |
Tardi Minardi |
127 |
|
7th |
Spoiler Alert |
120 |
|
8th |
Cruther’s Junior and less well funded team B |
108 |
|
9th |
Scrapyard 17 |
103 |
|
10th |
Strolling the ranks |
97 |
|
11th |
Cruther’s Car Co. |
93 |
|
11th |
Double Daley |
93 |
|
13th |
It's a Trap Lando |
92 |
|
13th |
Nikita Putin |
92 |
|
15th |
Hot Hot Hovercraft |
85 |
|
16th |
Panda Pops |
84 |
|
16th |
The Blue Flag Boys |
84 |
|
18th |
パンダポップ |
69 |
|
19th |
Sainz-Tropez |
68 |
|
20th |
Camber Gamblers |
64 |
|
21st |
Work Shop Boys |
62 |
|
22nd |
Steady Jordan |
60 |
|
23rd |
Alfa Daley |
51 |
|
24th |
Mancunian Badboy Racing |
48 |
|
25th |
My heart will Grosjean |
42 |
|
26th |
Henry's Motors |
38 |
|
27th |
Pierre Ghastly |
37 |
|
28th |
Team Name |
23 |
|
29th |
Your Answer |
21 |
|
30th |
Cockpit Misfits |
1 |
|
Tardi Minardi |
43 |
|
My heart will Grosjean |
42 |
|
Scrapyard 17 |
42 |
|
The Blue Flag Boys |
42 |
|
Vladimir Mazepin |
42 |
|
Double Daley |
41 |
|
VroomerDoomer |
40 |
|
What Verstappened |
40 |
|
Alpine Fresh |
38 |
|
Work Shop Boys |
38 |
|
Group Team Name |
37 |
|
Pierre Ghastly |
37 |
|
Nikita Putin |
35 |
|
Strolling the ranks |
35 |
|
Cruther’s Car Co. |
31 |
|
Spoiler Alert |
30 |
|
Cruther’s Junior and less well funded team B |
27 |
|
Camber Gamblers |
23 |
|
Hot Hot Hovercraft |
23 |
|
It's a Trap Lando |
23 |
|
パンダポップ |
23 |
|
Team Name |
23 |
|
Cockpit Misfits |
21 |
|
Panda Pops |
21 |
|
Your Answer |
21 |
|
Alfa Daley |
20 |
|
Henry's Motors |
19 |
|
Steady Jordan |
19 |
|
Sainz-Tropez |
17 |
|
Mancunian Badboy Racing |
16 |
These are the Track Points only: scroll up for the full combined points with Boosts etc added on.
|
Scrapyard 17 |
5 |
|
VroomerDoomer |
5 |
|
VroomerDoomer+++ |
120 |
|
Alpine Fresh+++ |
114 |
|
Group Team Name+++ |
111 |
|
Spoiler Alert+++ |
90 |
|
Cruther’s Junior and less |
81 |
|
It's a Trap Lando+++ |
69 |
|
Panda Pops+++ |
63 |
|
Cruther’s Car Co.++ |
62 |
|
Sainz-Tropez++ |
51 |
|
Tardi Minardi+ |
48^ |
|
Hot Hot Hovercraft++ |
46 |
|
パンダポップ++ |
46 |
|
The Blue Flag Boys+ |
42 |
|
Vladimir Mazepin+ |
42 |
|
Double Daley+ |
41 |
|
What Verstappened+ |
40 |
|
Work Shop Boys+ |
38 |
|
Nikita Putin+ |
35 |
|
Mancunian Badboy Racing++ |
32 |
|
Alfa Daley+ |
20 |
|
Henry's Motors+ |
19 |
^ Includes a 5-point Boost bribe for being the Boosted team with the most Track Points
FAST FORECAST POINTS IN ABU DHABI
|
Vladimir Mazepin |
25^ |
|
Scrapyard 17 |
20^ |
|
Tardi Minardi |
10^ |
|
Camber Gamblers |
5 |
|
Steady Jordan |
5 |
|
Cockpit Misfits |
-5 |
|
Nikita Putin |
-5 |
|
Strolling the ranks |
-5 |
|
What Verstappened |
-5 |
|
Work Shop Boys |
-5 |
PITLANE PUNT POINTS IN ABU DHABI
|
Strolling the ranks |
67 |
|
What Verstappened |
67 |
|
Camber Gamblers |
36 |
|
Scrapyard 17 |
36 |
|
Steady Jordan |
36 |
|
Nikita Putin |
27 |
|
Vladimir Mazepin |
27 |
|
Tardi Minardi |
26 |
|
Hot Hot Hovercraft |
16 |
|
Alfa Daley |
11 |
|
Double Daley |
11 |
|
Alpine Fresh |
0 |
|
Cruthers Car Co. |
0 |
|
Panda Pops |
0 |
|
Work Shop Boys |
-9 |
|
Cockpit Misfits |
-15 |
MORE POINTS
Here are the driver and constructor Track Points in Abu Dhabi.
Here is the Losers team commentary for Abu Dhabi.
And here's how it's affected the standings.
Access your personal team page here.
WHAT'S NEXT?
The next F1 Losers League championship will trundle off the starting blocks on 5 March 2023. Entries will open in the new year. Thank you to the teams that participated in this year's competition. You all added absolutely nothing and we are disgusted at your woeful lack of talent. We love you all.
We'll be posting to more social media next year: Twitter, if it's still around, and back on Facebook and Instagram. We're planning on possibly disastrous Track Points tweaks, adjustments to make team actions more frustrating, and a new, cruel bonus point system that will tighten up the scores like firmly clamped nipples.
Keep an eye on our socials - and this website - for when we announce entries opening for 2023. Happy losing, everyone.
