Here are the final standings for the 2022 Losers League, following the Abu Dhabi grand prix.
Vladimir Mazepin are the 2022 champions, in the end by quite some margin. Their persistent punting paid off, and they have double delight with their sister team Nikita Putin claiming 3rd place in the championship. Under the name of LockedDownLosers, they claimed only a podium in last year's contest, so this will be vindication.
Strolling the ranks battled brilliantly, and had claimed top spot in the standings. They ended up as season runners-up, with their sister team What Verstappened in 4th. Last year's champions HAASN'T A CHANCE competed as Scrapyard 17 and Work Shop Boys, with the former only able to grab 5th this season.
Tip of the hat to パンダポップ and Team Name, who had led the League earlier in the season but ended things in 7th and 14th respectively. And to Spoiler Alert and Tardi Minardi who had colossal last-minute surges into the top ten - if only the season was longer.
Nicholas Latifi was our losing driver of the year, while Haas claim top losing constructor by one point from Williams. Thank you to all the calamitous cars that gave us so many Track Points in 2022.
Read on for the final Standings.
FINAL SEASON STANDINGS 2022
|
1st |
Vladimir
Mazepin |
1924 |
|
|
2nd |
Strolling
the ranks |
1788 |
|
|
3rd |
Nikita
Putin |
1758 |
|
|
4th |
What
Verstappened |
1746 |
|
|
5th |
Scrapyard
17 |
1485 |
|
|
6th |
Steady
Jordan |
1346 |
|
|
7th |
パンダポップ |
1290 |
|
|
8th |
▲6 |
Spoiler
Alert |
1185 |
|
9th |
▲7 |
Tardi
Minardi |
1184 |
|
10th |
▽1 |
Mancunian
Badboy Racing |
1182 |
|
11th |
▽3 |
Cockpit
Misfits |
1174 |
|
12th |
▲1 |
Hot
Hot Hovercraft |
1163 |
|
13th |
▽1 |
Work
Shop Boys |
1160 |
|
14th |
▽4 |
Team
Name |
1151 |
|
15th |
▽4 |
My
heart will Grosjean |
1141 |
|
16th |
▲4 |
Group
Team Name |
1113 |
|
17th |
Camber
Gamblers |
1106 |
|
|
18th |
▽3 |
Pierre
Ghastly |
1096 |
|
19th |
The
Blue Flag Boys |
1078 |
|
|
20th |
▲1 |
Double
Daley |
1054 |
|
21st |
▲7 |
VroomerDoomer |
1049 |
|
22nd |
▽4 |
Henry's
Motors |
1033 |
|
22nd |
▲1 |
Cruther’s
Car Co. |
1033 |
|
24th |
▲1 |
It's
a Trap Lando |
1008 |
|
25th |
▽3 |
Alfa
Daley |
992 |
|
26th |
Panda
Pops |
979 |
|
|
26th |
▲3 |
Cruther’s
Junior and less well funded team B |
977 |
|
28th |
▽2 |
Sainz-Tropez |
963 |
|
29th |
▽5 |
Your
Answer |
957 |
|
30th |
Alpine
Fresh |
939 |
FINAL DRIVER STANDINGS 2022
(with Pit Garage letter)
|
1st |
Latifi |
C |
211 |
|
|
2nd |
Tsunoda |
E |
179 |
|
|
3rd |
▲1 |
Schumacher |
A |
170 |
|
4th |
▽1 |
Magnussen |
A |
161 |
|
5th |
Ricciardo |
G |
148 |
|
|
6th |
Zhou |
B |
140 |
|
|
7th |
Vettel |
D |
129 |
|
|
7th |
▲1 |
Albon |
C |
129 |
|
9th |
▲2 |
Alonso |
F |
103 |
|
10th |
▽1 |
Bottas |
B |
100 |
|
11th |
▽2 |
Sainz |
H |
95 |
|
12th |
Gasly |
E |
91 |
|
|
13th |
Stroll |
D |
74 |
|
|
14th |
Norris |
G |
72 |
|
|
15th |
Perez |
I |
65 |
|
|
16th |
▲1 |
Hamilton |
J |
63 |
|
17th |
▽1 |
Leclerc |
H |
55 |
|
18th |
Verstappen |
I |
45 |
|
|
19th |
Ocon |
F |
38 |
|
|
20th |
Russell |
J |
29 |
FINAL CONSTRUCTOR STANDINGS 2022
(with Pit Garage letter)
|
Haas |
A |
321 |
|
Williams |
C |
320 |
|
Alfa
Romeo |
B |
260 |
|
AlphaTauri |
E |
250 |
|
Aston
Martin |
D |
183 |
|
Ferrari |
H |
170 |
|
Red
Bull |
I |
160 |
|
McLaren |
G |
160 |
|
Alpine |
F |
141 |
|
Mercedes |
J |
92 |
MORE POINTS
Here are the driver and constructor Track Points in Abu Dhabi.
Here is the Losers team commentary for Abu Dhabi.
Here is the complete Losers team data for Abu Dhabi.
Access your personal team page here.
WHAT'S NEXT?
The next F1 Losers League championship will trundle off the starting blocks on 5 March 2023. Entries will open in the new year. Thank you to the teams that participated in this year's competition. You all added absolutely nothing and we are disgusted at your woeful lack of talent. We love you all.
We'll be posting to more social media next year: Twitter, if it's still around, and back on Facebook and Instagram. We're planning on possibly disastrous Track Points tweaks, adjustments to make team actions more frustrating, and a new, cruel bonus point system that will tighten up the scores like firmly clamped nipples.
Keep an eye on our socials - and this website - for when we announce entries opening for 2023. Happy losing, everyone.
