Standings after the 2023 Australian grand prix

Here are the latest standings following the 2023 Australian grand prix.

We thought Barge Bored would spend longer at the top of the standings, but a high-scoring Australian grand prix has really mixed things up. Our new League leader is The Spanish translation of Mancunian Badboy Racing, with Pierre Ghastly just one point behind. And look at Play to Win (Ultimate Champions), striding up half of the loserboard in one fell lunge.

While Piastri, Norris and McLaren remain at the top of their respective standings, things are much tighter for the drivers and constructors. De Vries is now just two points off being biggest loser. Alonso is the only driver still on zero Track Points.

It's ages until the next race, so plenty of time to choose a new high-scorer to join your team with an Ejector Seat.

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Standings after the 2023 Saudi Arabia grand prix

Here are the latest standings following the 2023 Saudi Arabia grand prix.

Barge Bored boost themselves to a healthy championship lead, and now it's up to rival teams to catch up. Ejector bonuses see The Porpoise Driven Life and The Spanish translation of Mancunian Badboy Racing rocket up the loserboard. Keep an eye on VroomDoom too: a good Track Points performance sees them marching towards the top ten.

As for the drivers and constructors, it's all about the papaya. Norris and Piastri remain the highest scoring drivers, while McLaren increase their status as the worst constructor in F1. Inspired by the points you see below? Adopt a high-scorer onto your team with an Ejector Seat.

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Standings after the 2023 Bahrain grand prix

Here are the latest standings following the 2023 Bahrain grand prix.

Barge Bored boosted well in Bahrain and take a strong early lead of the championship. Last year, their teams Alfa Daley and Double Daley finished 25th and 20th in the standings, so this makes a change. The highest-placed brand new player is Teds Shorts in 10th: not a bad start with plenty of races to go.

Newbie Oscar Piastri starts the season as the worst driver in F1, while McLaren kick off the season with a seemingly unassailable Losers lead in the constructors' listings. Fancy adopting a high-scoring driver or constructor for your team? Use an Ejector Seat now.

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F1 Losers League champion 2022

Here are the final standings for the 2022 Losers League, following the Abu Dhabi grand prix.

Vladimir Mazepin are the 2022 champions, in the end by quite some margin. Their persistent punting paid off, and they have double delight with their sister team Nikita Putin claiming 3rd place in the championship. Under the name of LockedDownLosers, they claimed only a podium in last year's contest, so this will be vindication.

Strolling the ranks battled brilliantly, and had claimed top spot in the standings. They ended up as season runners-up, with their sister team What Verstappened in 4th. Last year's champions HAASN'T A CHANCE competed as Scrapyard 17 and Work Shop Boys, with the former only able to grab 5th this season.

Tip of the hat to パンダポップ and Team Name, who had led the League earlier in the season but ended things in 7th and 14th respectively. And to Spoiler Alert and Tardi Minardi who had colossal last-minute surges into the top ten - if only the season was longer.

Nicholas Latifi was our losing driver of the year, while Haas claim top losing constructor by one point from Williams. Thank you to all the calamitous cars that gave us so many Track Points in 2022.

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Standings after the Brazil grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Brazil grand prix.

The launch of every unused Boost Button in the League has caused ructions throughout the loserboard. 22 teams have changed position, with Spoiler Alert reaching a season high of 14th place and Mancunian Badboy Racing jumping back into the top ten. That said, the top six remain locked in battle. 

Pole boy Magnussen is back in the top three worst drivers of the season, while Haas retake their position at the top of the constructor standings.

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Standings after the Mexico grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Mexico grand prix.

With double Boost Buttons, Vladimir Mazepin and Nikita Putin are on a mission to secure their place at the top of the table. Strolling the ranks must be sweating. Meanwhile, Double Daley are the highest rise on the teams loserboard.

Daniel Ricciardo tumbles down the driver rankings following his overtaking moves in Mexico, while there's not a lot of change again in the constructors' listings.

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Standings after the US (Austin) grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 US grand prix.

After a relatively low-scoring US grand prix, there's not a lot of change in any of the standings. Vladimir Mazepin have reeled in Strolling the ranks to just a few points at the top of the loserboard. Quietly, further down the listings, Camber Gamblers reach a new season high of 12th place.

Oh my crap, there is a MASSIVE change in the standings! Thanks to the FIA rescinding Alonso's penalty, we're entirely revised our points for the US grand prix. Vladimir Mazepin are back in the lead of the championship. And Camber Gamblers retain that new season high. Champagne all round! Unless you're Strolling the ranks,

In the drivers and constructor rankings, a few names have half-heartedly exchanged positions, like a couple of bored pensioners playing chess. No change. Rubbish. No change at all.

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Standings after the Japanese grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Japanese grand prix.

And we have big news! The F1 Losers League has a brand new leader, the fourth team to reach the top spot in 2022. Strolling the ranks take 1st place in the standings, deposing previous leader Vladimir Mazepin. Meanwhile, Strolling's sister team What Verstappened reach a new high of 3rd place, deposing Vladimir's sister team Nikita Putin. With four races left in the season, it's all kicking off!

Doff of the hat to Work Shop Boys for reaching a new season high of 11th place. A small hat, but a hat nonetheless.

In the driver rankings, Mick Schumacher slides up to 3rd, while George Russell retakes his place as the least-pointed driver. The constructors are still shuffling about, with Williams retaking top spot and Ferrari incredibly jumping up into the top five.

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Standings after the Singapore grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Singapore grand prix.

In just a few races, Vladimir Mazepin have seen a lead of around 140 points reduce to just 27. Cockpit Misfits and Cruthers Car Co. are the biggest risers on the loserboard. This final run to the season finish line is going to be tense.

Williams take a slight lead in the constructor standings. Alonso jumps three places in the driver rankings, poor guy, while Nicholas Latifi remains reliably the worst driver in F1. Ocon has been at the bottom of the drivers table since the start of June – he is replaced as the least losing driver by Russell.

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Standings after the Monza grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Monza grand prix.

Vlad Maz, as they're known to their mates, keep a decent lead in the F1 Losers League. However, Strolling the ranks reach 2nd place for the first time, Tardi Minardi and Hot Hot Hovercraft shoot up the standings, while Spoiler Alert reach their highest position so far this year. There's hope for everyone.

After sixteen races, Haas and Williams find themselves on 226 points each. They're connected like a double yolker, with an equal amount of egg on their face.

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Standings after the Dutch grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Dutch grand prix.

Vladimir Mazepin and their sister team Nikita Putin maintain their stronghold at the top of the F1 Losers League. What Verstappened reach a new high of 4th place. Further down, Camber Gamblers achieve a season best of 14th.

There's not much change in the driver standings, with Bottas, Sainz and Norris making gains further down that loserboard. Meanwhile, in the constructor standings, it's all-out war between Haas and Williams, with number one spot changing yet again.

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Standings after the Belgian grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Belgian grand prix.

What Verstappened continue to charge up the Losers League, as do their sister team Strolling the ranks. Both teams are at the highest point they have been all season. Mancunian Badboy Racing jump up three places and may find themselves back in the top ten. And look how tight it is between 2nd and 3rd. We now have four teams that have passed the 1000-point barrier.

Valtteri Bottas is the highest rising driver, and McLaren is the highest rising constructor. Williams and Haas are still locked to within one point at the top of their loserboard.

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Standings after the Hungarian grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Hungarian grand prix.

While there's not much change at the top, What Verstappened reach a new high of 8th in the League. The biggest climbers are sister teams Alfa Daley and Double Daley.

We have a new worst constructor. Williams return to the top of the constructors' loserboard, just one point ahead of Haas. Bottas and Perez take several steps up the drivers' rankings.

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Standings after the French grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 French grand prix.

Vladimir Mazepin keep the lead of the League, with their sister team Nikita Putin now joining them in second place. The Russians are ruling the show! Scrapyard 17 and Strolling the ranks reach new heights on our loserboard, and the highest climber is Work Shop Boys.

The biggest climbing driver is Tsunoda, although Latifi remains king of the crumbling castle. not much change in the constructors' rankings, with Haas consolidating their lead.

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Standings after the Austrian grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Austrian grand prix.

パンダポップ (it's Japanese for Panda Pops) leaps up to second place on the loserboard, slightly reducing Vladimir Mazepin's lead. Tardi Minardi are the highest risers, shuffling up seven places, while Strolling the ranks achieve their season best of 7th place. 

As far as the driver rankings go, Seb Vettel moves up three places to 2nd place. Perez also moves up three places, but he's much further down the standings. Williams cut Haas's lead in the constructor's listings to two points. And how on earth have Red Bull moved up to 4th? Yikes.

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Standings after the British grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 British grand prix.

Vladimir Mazepin remains in first place in the F1 Losers League.  Below them, Cruther's Car Co. rise an impressive nine places on the loserboard, while パンダポップ move up six places, sneaking back into that all-important top five. 

Pierre Gasly and George Russell are the biggest risers in the driver rankings, while Alfa Romeo's double retirement shoots them up four places on the constructors' table. Latifi and Haas remain in solid first places.

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Standings after the Canadian grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Canadian grand prix.

We have a new leader of the F1 Losers League. Vladimir Mazepin finally overturns Team Name's seven-race-long lead of the championship, and sees their sister team Nikita Putin creeping into third for that extra level of threat. Strolling the ranks and Work Shop Boys reach new highs in the standings, the latter shooting up nine places.

Latifi and Haas retain their lead of their respective loserboards, with the highest risers being Lando Norris and, thanks to beige flag Track Points, Lewis Hamilton.

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Standings after the Azerbaijan grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Azerbaijan grand prix.

Team Name retain their lead of the Losers League, although they're looking super vulnerable. Although the top three haven't changed, we can feel something tipping in this loserboard. Mancunian Badboy Racing, It's a Trap Lando, Group Team Name, Camber Gamblers and Spoiler Alert have all reached new high points in the table, with It's a Trap Lando rocketing up a massive 12 places. Be worried, teams, be very worried.

Magnussen is now the second worst driver, and Haas takes a comfortable lead at the top of the constructor rankings.

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Standings after the Monaco grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Monaco grand prix.

Team Name's lead at the top of the loserboard is reducing. My heart will Grosjean move up to a season-best of third place behind Vladimir Mazepin. Big climbs from Work Shop Boys and Mancunian Badboy Racing, and some alarming tumbles for others.

In the driver rankings, Magnussen moves closer to that top three of Latifi, Vettel and Schumacher. Haas take over as the highest-scoring losing constructor in F1, joining Williams as the first triple-digit scorer on their loserboard.

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Standings after the Spanish grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Spanish grand prix.

Vladimir Mazepin storm into second place in the lead. Suddenly League leaders Team Name are looking vulnerable. Strolling the ranks are the biggest risers, moving up to 11th place – not bad for a team that were once 29th on this loserboard.

Nicholas Latifi retains the lead of the driver rankings. The biggest riser is Leclerc, although that move up the table probably won't last. Haas move up into second place behind Williams in the list of the worst constructors in Formula One.

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