Standings after the US (Austin) grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 US grand prix.

After a relatively low-scoring US grand prix, there's not a lot of change in any of the standings. Vladimir Mazepin have reeled in Strolling the ranks to just a few points at the top of the loserboard. Quietly, further down the listings, Camber Gamblers reach a new season high of 12th place.

Oh my crap, there is a MASSIVE change in the standings! Thanks to the FIA rescinding Alonso's penalty, we're entirely revised our points for the US grand prix. Vladimir Mazepin are back in the lead of the championship. And Camber Gamblers retain that new season high. Champagne all round! Unless you're Strolling the ranks,

In the drivers and constructor rankings, a few names have half-heartedly exchanged positions, like a couple of bored pensioners playing chess. No change. Rubbish. No change at all.

Read on for the full Standings.

Losers team commentary: US (Austin) grand prix 2022

BIGGEST LOSERS IN THE US

1st  |  Vladimir Mazepin  |  114

2nd  |  What Verstappened  |  102

3rd  |  Steady Jordan  |  77

4th  |  Nikita Putin  |  73

5th  |  Strolling the ranks  |  63

6th  |  The Blue Flag Boys  |  54

The top six has changed in the light of Alonso's cancelled post-race penalty. Camber Gamblers and Double Daley drop out of the top six, replaced by The Blue Flag Boys.

This commentary page shows just the Losers team highlights for the US grand prix. For the full Losers scores, see the data page.

Carry on reading this commentary.

Losers team data: US (Austin) grand prix 2022

Here is the complete Losers team data page for the US grand prix. It features all the Losers team scores at this race, including Track Points and points from Boosts, Forecasts, Punts and Ejector bribes.

For the commentary page featuring just the Losers team highlights, see the commentary page.

(Note: these scores have been updated extensively following the cancellation of Alonso's post-race penalty.)

Carry on reading the data.

Track points for drivers and constructors: US (Austin) grand prix 2022

The US grand prix saw Ricciardo walking in on a horse, and a feisty Bull beating the prancing horse to the constructors' championship. In the world of F1 Losers, Carlos Sainz continued his Track Points dominance by getting hustled out of the race by Russell. Thanks to a rare double beige flag, Red Bull lead the constructor Track Points in Austin. Ferrari and Williams are pretty close behind.

But let's talk about what really matters.

Firstly, how the heck did the US announcer mangle Zhou Guanyu's name^ so badly? "Zchack Granzhoo?" What's next? Jock Vonstappen? Ferndangle Alonzie? Purry Gasmask? Ridiculous.

Secondly, the worst chequered flag waving^ ever. We can only imagine Guenther Steiner was in a hammock off camera demanding to be cooled down, with Tim Cook fanning him while Shaq O'Neal popped grapes into his mouth.

(The following points have been adjusted in the light of Alonso's 30-second penalty being withdrawn.)

Read on for all the Track Points in the US.