Wednesday, 3 August 2022

Standings after the Hungarian grand prix 2022

Here the latest standings following the 2022 Hungarian grand prix.

While there's not much change at the top, What Verstappened reach a new high of 8th in the League. The biggest climbers are sister teams Alfa Daley and Double Daley.

We have a new worst constructor. Williams return to the top of the constructors' loserboard, just one point ahead of Haas. Bottas and Perez take several steps up the drivers' rankings.

Read on for the full Standings.

Losers team commentary: Hungarian grand prix 2022

Sebastian Vettel saying "hey guys, I'm driving for Alpine next year"


  • In 1st place at the Hungarian grand prix is Vladimir Mazepin with 142 points. They were the best Booster of the race, despite it being an automatic action. Lucky Vlad. Three Pitlane Punt wins certainly helped too.
  • What Verstappened take 2nd place with 138 points. Great Track Points, two perfect Forecasts and Punt wins to boot.
  • Vladimir Mazepin's sister team Nikita Putin comes 3rd with 110 points. Talk about a dominating performance in the League standings.
  • What Verstappened's sister outfit Strolling the ranks got 107 points and claim 4th place in Hungary. Loads of Forecast and Punt points.
  • In 5th position are Alfa Daley with 104, slightly flattered by pressing two Boost Buttons.
  • Nailing their Fast Forecasts were Scrapyard 17, whose 99 points give them 6th place.
This is the commentary page for the Hungarian grand prix, featuring highlights of the Losers team action. For this race's full Losers team data featuring everyone's scores, see the data page.

Carry on reading this commentary.

Losers team data: Hungarian grand prix 2022

Here is the complete Losers team data page for the Hungarian grand prix. It features all the Losers team scores at this race, including Track Points and points from Boosts, Forecasts, Punts and Ejector bribes.

For the commentary page featuring just the Losers team highlights, see the commentary page.

Carry on reading the data.

Track Points for drivers and constructors: Hungarian grand prix 2022

Valtteri Bottas shooting a water pistol, saying "it's an alien ray gun, no more sausage legs for me"

A year on from his bowling ball destruction, Valtteri Bottas was the only retirement at this year's Hungarian grand prix. The reasons for his exit this time were far less dramatic. A problem with his fuel system. That's rubbish. He could at least have been kidnapped by aliens and returned to his cockpit with sausages for legs or something. He takes the spoils in Hungary alongside Ricciardo, who had a rotten race and therefore scooped the earliest exit and raceday special Track Points.

Williams and Alfa Romeo were the highest scoring constructors. But never mind that. Vettel! He's going! Sebastian Vettel has had an illustrious career. He came 7th in the drivers' standings in the 2021 F1 Losers League, and is currently 4th in the 2022 rankings. He's done other stuff in F1 too, can't remember. We salute you, Inspector Seb.

Read on for all the Track Points in Hungary.