Wednesday 8 March 2023

Standings after the 2023 Bahrain grand prix

Here are the latest standings following the 2023 Bahrain grand prix.

Barge Bored boosted well in Bahrain and take a strong early lead of the championship. Last year, their teams Alfa Daley and Double Daley finished 25th and 20th in the standings, so this makes a change. The highest-placed brand new player is Teds Shorts in 10th: not a bad start with plenty of races to go.

Newbie Oscar Piastri starts the season as the worst driver in F1, while McLaren kick off the season with a seemingly unassailable Losers lead in the constructors' listings. Fancy adopting a high-scoring driver or constructor for your team? Use an Ejector Seat now.

Read on for the full Standings.

LOSERS TEAM SEASON STANDINGS AFTER BAHRAIN

1st

 

Barge Bored

76

2nd

 

Tardi Minardi

42

3rd

 

Pierre Ghastly

41

4th

 

Hot Hot Hovercraft

39

4th

 

Mancunian Badboy Racing

39

6th

 

Skid Blocked

38

7th

 

Revolting Cockpits

37

8th

 

🍩🦓

36

9th

 

Spoiler Alert

32

10th

 

Teds Shorts

31

11th

 

Sainz-Tropez

28

11th

 

😖🛴

28

13th

 

What Verstappened

27

14th

 

Dodgy Bob's Repair Shop

25

14th

 

The Porpoise Driven Life

25

14th

 

The Spanish translation of Mancunian Badboy Racing

25

17th

 

Steady Jordan

24

17th

 

Strolling the Ranks

24

19th

 

Smackhead19

21

20th

 

Einstürzhou Neubottas

20

20th

 

Play to Win (Ultimate Champions)

20

22nd

 

VroomDoom

18

23rd

 

VroomierDoomier

17

24th

 

Oh no

6


DRIVER STANDINGS AFTER BAHRAIN

(with Pit Garage letter)

1st

Piastri

F

20

2nd

Norris

F

17

3rd

Leclerc

I

10

3rd

Ocon

G

10

5th

De Vries

B

9

6th

Zhou

E

6

7th

Hulkenberg

C

5

7th

Stroll

D

5

9th

Magnussen

C

3

10th

Sargeant

A

2

11th

Tsunoda

B

1

12th

Albon

A

0

12th

Alonso

D

0

12th

Bottas

E

0

12th

Gasly

G

0

12th

Hamilton

H

0

12th

Perez

J

0

12th

Russell

H

0

12th

Sainz

I

0

12th

Verstappen

J

0


CONSTRUCTOR STANDINGS AFTER 
BAHRAIN

(with Pit Garage letter)

1st

McLaren

F

32

2nd

AlphaTauri

B

10

2nd

Alpine

G

10

2nd

Ferrari

I

10

5th

Haas

C

8

6th

Alfa Romeo

E

6

7th

Williams

A

2

8th

Aston Martin

D

0

8th

Mercedes

H

0

8th

Red Bull

J

0

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