Losers team commentary: Bahrain grand prix 2023

BIGGEST LOSERS IN BAHRAIN

1st  |  Barge Bored  |  76  |  A well-timed Boost so early in the season

2nd  |  Tardi Minardi  |  42  |  A decent haul of Track Points plus a close Fast Forecast

3rd  |  Pierre Ghastly  |  41  |  Biggest Track Pointer but didn't Boost

4th  |  Hot Hot Hovercraft  |  39  |  Strong Track Points result

5th  |  Mancunian Badboy Racing  |  39  |  Again, did well with Track Points

You can see the full scores for this race on the data page.

Carry on reading this commentary.

TOP TRACK POINTS IN BAHRAIN

🔢 Piastri's calamitous start in F1 helped Pierre Ghastly to 41 Track Points. Should have Boosted but, hey, we're only just getting warmed up at the start of the season.

🔢 Hot Hot Hovercraft and Mancunian Badboy Racing had similar Oscar assistance, and they earned 39 Track Points each

🔢 Barge Bored and Tardi Minardi each bring in 38 Track Points, the former taking an impressive extra advantage from a Boost Button (see below) thereby topping the overall points in Bahrain

See the full Track Points on the data page

PODIUM OF SHAME

At each race, the bottom three Track Pointing teams will be forced into an Ejector Seat at the next race in the season. Here are those teams and the changes we're forcing them to make. Teams on this list can still Eject again before the next race.

😳 Oh no  |  Ejected: Aston Martin [D]  |  Replacement: Alpine [G]

😳 Strolling the Ranks  |  Ejected: Yuki Tsunoda [B]  |  Replacement: Oscar Piastri [F]

😳 Doughnut Zebra (🍩🦓 ) |  Ejected: Valtteri Bottas [E]  |  Replacement: Oscar Piastri [F]

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Team pages will be updated soon.

EJECTOR SEATS IN BAHRAIN

💺  All the teams are new, so there were no Ejector Seats in Bahrain

BOOST BUTTONS IN BAHRAIN

🔴 Top Booster: Barge Bored

🔴 Pretty poor Boosters: Skid Blocked, 🍩🦓

FAST FORECASTS IN BAHRAIN

Grid Forecast  |  Perfect = Gasly  |  Close = De Vries, Piastri

Start Forecast  |  Perfect = Hulkenberg, Zhou  |  Close = Alonso, De Vries, Magnussen, Ocon, Perez, Stroll, Tsunoda

Race Forecast  |  Perfect = Norris  |  Close = Hulkenberg, Zhou

🔮 Perfect guess: Strolling the Ranks (best Forecaster of the race)

🔮 Close guess: Tardi Minardi,  What Verstappened x2, 🍩🦓

🔮 Wrong guess: everyone else

PITLANE PUNTS IN BAHRAIN

🎲 There were no Pitlane Punts in Bahrain due to it being the start of the season. We'll aim to launch our first Punts of the season this coming weekend.

MORE POINTS

Here are the driver and constructor Track Points in Bahrain.

Here is the complete Losers team data for Bahrain.

And here's how it's affected the standings.

Access your personal team page here.

WHAT'S NEXT?

March 12th: Our first Pitlane Punts of the season
March 19th: Saudi Arabian Grand Prix - team actions close 5pm GMT
April 2nd: Australia Grand Prix

Eject your team members  |  Multiply with a Boost Button  |  Gamble with a Pitlane Punt  |  Predict with a Fast Forecast