Tuesday 22 March 2022

Standings after the Bahrain grand prix 2022

Here are the latest standings following the 2022 Bahrain grand prix.

パンダポップ take an early lead of the 2022 F1 Losers League. They should feel proud of that, and nothing should take away that joy of being biggest loser. Having said that, The Pit Lockers (back this year as Alpine Fresh) topped the points in race one last year and ended the season in a lowly 17th place. In summary, what's the point of doing anything: hopes and dreams are there to be stamped on.

Red Bull snatch an unexpected lead in the constructors' standings, while Vettel and Gasly are battling it out for top losing driver. Half of the drivers and almost half of the constructors haven't scored a single Track Point yet, which, quite frankly, fills us with disgust. Do these people not know how to lose?!

Read on for the full Standings.


LOSERS TEAM SEASON STANDINGS AFTER BAHRAIN

1st

パンダポップ

90

2nd

Your Answer

59

3rd

Steady Jordan

55

4th

Nikita Putin

54

5th

Vladimir Mazepin

50

6th

Cockpit Misfits

46

7th

Sainz-Tropez

44

8th

Hot Hot Hovercraft

37

9th

Cruther’s Car Co.

28

9th

Henry's Motors

28

9th

Pierre Ghastly

28

9th

Tardi Minardi

28

13th

Alpine Fresh

26

13th

Team Name

26

15th

Scrapyard 17

21

16th

Alfa Daley

17

16th

VroomerDoomer

17

18th

Camber Gamblers

16

18th

The Blue Flag Boys

16

20th

My heart will Grosjean

15

20th

What Verstappened

15

22nd

Double Daley

14

22nd

Strolling the ranks

14

24th

Mancunian Badboy Racing

12

25th

Group Team Name

11

25th

Spoiler Alert

11

27th

Cruther’s Junior …

10

28th

It's a Trap Lando

6

28th

Panda Pops

6

30th

Work Shop Boys

4

 

DRIVER STANDINGS AFTER BAHRAIN

(with Pit Garage letter) 

1st

Vettel

D

17

2nd

Gasly

E

15

3rd

Ricciardo

G

14

4th

Latifi

C

11

5th

Norris

G

10

5th

Perez

I

10

5th

Verstappen

I

10

8th

Albon

C

3

9th

Stroll

D

2

10th

Schumacher

A

1

11th

Magnussen

A

0

11th

Zhou

B

0

11th

Bottas

B

0

11th

Tsunoda

E

0

11th

Ocon

F

0

11th

Alonso

F

0

11th

Sainz

H

0

11th

Leclerc

H

0

11th

Russell

J

0

11th

Hamilton

J

0

 

CONSTRUCTOR STANDINGS AFTER BAHRAIN

(with Pit Garage letter)

1st

Red Bull

I

20

2nd

Aston Martin

D

19

3rd

AlphaTauri

E

15

4th

Williams

C

14

4th

McLaren

G

14

6th

Haas

A

1

7th

Alfa Romeo

B

0

7th

Alpine

F

0

7th

Ferrari

H

0

7th

Mercedes

J

0

 

MORE POINTS

Here are the driver and constructor Track Points in Bahrain.

Here is the Losers team commentary for Bahrain.

Here is the complete Losers team data for Bahrain.

Access your personal team page here.


WHAT'S NEXT?

Disappointed with your points haul in Bahrain? Change your team choices with Ejector Seats. Go on. Do it now! In a few days, we will launch our first Pitlane Punts of the season – gamble your hard-earned points in wonderfully reckless ways! The next race is Saudi Arabia on 27 March. At last year's Saudi race, Toto Wolff destroyed a set of headphones. What will he break this time round?