Losers Team points: Styrian grand prix

THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN STYRIA

Two teams did way better than anyone else at the Styrian grand prix. And no, we're not talking about the energy drink cars and the Silver Spoons or whatever Mercedes have as a nickname. We're talking about two Losers Teams.

As we publish this, we are releasing a second Ejector Seat for all of our Losers Teams. What does this mean? You can dump that constructor choice that hasn't been earning enough points for you. Or get rid of two drivers. See how Ejector Seats work here.

Meanwhile, let's see what happened to our Losers Teams in Styria. Read on to find out more.

Pierre Ghastly once again jiggled their DRS to give themselves double points in Styria. The move wasn't quite as successful as Azerbaijan, but they still topped the Styrian points thanks to Williams' non-finishing car. With big scorers Russell, Gasly and Haas on their team, Lou-sers came second, achieving their biggest points haul of the season.

Then there's a bit of a gap. After that, we find eight Losers Teams within just five points of each other, a pack led by It’s a trap Lando!, Haas Beens and LockedDownLosers. Scroll down to see the full Losers Teams results for the Styrian grand prix.

Could you have played your DRS? How about improving your team choices with an Ejector Seat? Perhaps you want to gamble on a Pitlane Punt? Do you want to buy some puppies? No, wait, not that last one. Ignore that last one.

PODIUM OF SHAME

Which teams forgot how to lose at the Red Bull Ring? Styria was a stinker for The Tour de France is Better: 18 points was their worst points haul of the season. Stupid Raikkonen and his 1 measly Losers Point. Even worse, a zero score from Stroll and Perez gave Clean Trolls a measly 14 Losers Points.

Worst of the lot, or is it best of the lot (?), was Mancunian Badboy Racing who notched up just 6 Losers Points at the Styrian grand prix. To help them out, we're writing a special How To Lose In Formula One guide book especially for Mancunian Badboy Racing. It's green crayon on toilet paper, drawn entirely in hieroglyphics, and will be delivered by six furious wildebeest dressed as Nikita Mazepin. Don't say we never help.

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LOSERS TEAM SCORES IN STYRIA

	TOTAL
Pierre Ghastly	60*
Lou-sers	54
It’s a trap Lando!	43
Haas Beens	41
LockedDownLosers	41
Fernando Analonso	40
Thomas's Tractors	40
Not good on the BENds	39
The Pit Lockers	39
Cruthers Car Co.	38
Gunther's Gonna Get Ya	37
HAASN'T A CHANCE	37
Team Name	37
Nikita Mazepimp	36
NEEEOOOOWWWW	35
Panda Pops	32
WereDrivingInReverse	29
Tardi Minardi	26
VroomDoom	26
Back of the shed	25
Steady Jordan	22
Murraylivesforeverinourhearts	19
The Tour de France is Better	18
Clean Trolls	14
Mancunian Badboy Racing	6

 * Played a DRS (Double Race Score)

MORE POINTS

Here are the Drivers and Constructors Points for Styria.

And here's how it's affected the Standings.

WHAT'S NEXT?

It's a big few weeks for the F1 Losers League. On June 30th, we unlock every Loser's Team's second Ejector Seat. The Seats help you dump elements of your team. July 4th is the Austrian grand prix. This is a default DRS race, so expect lots of double points. Then on July 18th, it's the British grand prix, for which we have created a special Best of British Pitlane Punt. See this, and the four other playable Punts. here.