Wednesday 30 June 2021

Losers Team points: Styrian grand prix

George Russell saying "Pierre who?!"

THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN STYRIA

Two teams did way better than anyone else at the Styrian grand prix. And no, we're not talking about the energy drink cars and the Silver Spoons or whatever Mercedes have as a nickname. We're talking about two Losers Teams.

As we publish this, we are releasing a second Ejector Seat for all of our Losers Teams. What does this mean? You can dump that constructor choice that hasn't been earning enough points for you. Or get rid of two drivers. See how Ejector Seats work here.

Meanwhile, let's see what happened to our Losers Teams in Styria. Read on to find out more.

Pierre Ghastly once again jiggled their DRS to give themselves double points in Styria. The move wasn't quite as successful as Azerbaijan, but they still topped the Styrian points thanks to Williams' non-finishing car. With big scorers Russell, Gasly and Haas on their team, Lou-sers came second, achieving their biggest points haul of the season.

Then there's a bit of a gap. After that, we find eight Losers Teams within just five points of each other, a pack led by It’s a trap Lando!, Haas Beens and LockedDownLosers. Scroll down to see the full Losers Teams results for the Styrian grand prix.

Could you have played your DRS? How about improving your team choices with an Ejector Seat? Perhaps you want to gamble on a Pitlane Punt? Do you want to buy some puppies? No, wait, not that last one. Ignore that last one.

PODIUM OF SHAME

Which teams forgot how to lose at the Red Bull Ring? Styria was a stinker for The Tour de France is Better: 18 points was their worst points haul of the season. Stupid Raikkonen and his 1 measly Losers Point. Even worse, a zero score from Stroll and Perez gave Clean Trolls a measly 14 Losers Points.

Worst of the lot, or is it best of the lot (?), was Mancunian Badboy Racing who notched up just 6 Losers Points at the Styrian grand prix. To help them out, we're writing a special How To Lose In Formula One guide book especially for Mancunian Badboy Racing. It's green crayon on toilet paper, drawn entirely in hieroglyphics, and will be delivered by six furious wildebeest dressed as Nikita Mazepin. Don't say we never help.

Access your personal team page here.


LOSERS TEAM SCORES IN STYRIA

TOTAL

Pierre Ghastly

60*

Lou-sers

54

It’s a trap Lando!

43

Haas Beens

41

LockedDownLosers

41

Fernando Analonso

40

Thomas's Tractors

40

Not good on the BENds

39

The Pit Lockers

39

Cruthers Car Co.

38

Gunther's Gonna Get Ya

37

HAASN'T A CHANCE

37

Team Name

37

Nikita Mazepimp

36

NEEEOOOOWWWW

35

Panda Pops

32

WereDrivingInReverse

29

Tardi Minardi

26

VroomDoom

26

Back of the shed

25

Steady Jordan

22

Murraylivesforeverinourhearts

19

The Tour de France is Better

18

Clean Trolls

14

Mancunian Badboy Racing

6

 * Played a DRS (Double Race Score)


MORE POINTS

Here are the Drivers and Constructors Points for Styria.

And here's how it's affected the Standings.

WHAT'S NEXT?

It's a big few weeks for the F1 Losers League. On June 30th, we unlock every Loser's Team's second Ejector Seat. The Seats help you dump elements of your team. July 4th is the Austrian grand prix. This is a default DRS race, so expect lots of double points. Then on July 18th, it's the British grand prix, for which we have created a special Best of British Pitlane Punt. See this, and the four other playable Punts. here.