Monday 29 March 2021

Losers League standings after the Bahrain grand prix

How did your team do in the first race of the season? (Have a look here.) Are you licking a celebratory ice cream, or just licking your wounds? Did you pop the champagne, or pop all your hopes and dreams?

Here are some lovely tables with (a) the F1 Losers League standings, which we're calling the loserboard, (b) the driver standings so you can see who's rubbish, and (c) the constructor standings. Read on.

See all the race points awarded to drivers and constructors so far this season.

See all the Losers Teams scores so far this season.

LOSERBOARD AFTER BAHRAIN

TOTAL

RACE POINTS

DRS gains

Punt profits

The Pit Lockers

58

58

0

0

Panda Pops

54

54

0

0

Back of the shed

51

51

0

0

Fernando Analonso

46

46

0

0

LockedDownLosers

46

46

0

0

Thomas's Tractors

46

46

0

0

Not good on the BENds

42

42

0

0

NEEEOOOOWWWW

41

41

0

0

Steady Jordan

41

41

0

0

The Tour de France is Better

40

40

0

0

Pierre Ghastly

39

39

0

0

Murraylivesforeverinourhearts

38

38

0

0

Tardi Minardi

38

38

0

0

VroomDoom

38

38

0

0

Lou-sers

37

37

0

0

Haas Beens

33

33

0

0

Nikita Mazepimp

33

0

0

0

Gunther's Gonna Get Ya

32

32

0

0

HAASN'T A CHANCE

32

32

0

0

It’s a trap Lando!

32

32

0

0

Team Name

32

32

0

0

Clean Trolls

28

28

0

0

Mancunian Badboy Racing

23

23

0

0

WereDrivingInReverse

21

21

0

0

Cruthers Car Co.

20

20

0

0


DRIVER STANDINGS AFTER BAHRAIN
(with Pit Garage letter)

Mazepin

B

25

Vettel

G

15

Ocon

F

13

Latifi

A

10

Gasly

D

10

Alonso

F

10

Schumacher

B

6

Leclerc

E

5

Russell

A

4

Giovinazzi

C

2

Raikkonen

C

1

Tsunoda

D

0

Sainz

E

0

Stroll

G

0

Norris

H

0

Ricciardo

H

0

Verstappen

I

0

Perez

I

0

Bottas

J

0

Hamilton

J

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CONSTRUCTOR STANDINGS AFTER BAHRAIN
(with Pit Garage letter)

Alpine

F

23

Haas

B

21

Williams

A

14

AlphaTauri

D

10

Ferrari

E

5

Aston Martin

G

5

Alfa Romeo

C

3

McLaren

H

0

Red Bull

I

0

Mercedes

J

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