Standings after the 2023 Australian grand prix

Here are the latest standings following the 2023 Australian grand prix.

We thought Barge Bored would spend longer at the top of the standings, but a high-scoring Australian grand prix has really mixed things up. Our new League leader is The Spanish translation of Mancunian Badboy Racing, with Pierre Ghastly just one point behind. And look at Play to Win (Ultimate Champions), striding up half of the loserboard in one fell lunge.

While Piastri, Norris and McLaren remain at the top of their respective standings, things are much tighter for the drivers and constructors. De Vries is now just two points off being biggest loser. Alonso is the only driver still on zero Track Points.

It's ages until the next race, so plenty of time to choose a new high-scorer to join your team with an Ejector Seat.

Read on for the full Standings.

Losers team data in full: Australian grand prix 2023

Here is the complete Losers team data page for the 2023 Australian grand prix. It features all the Losers team scores at this race, including Track Points and points from Boosts, Forecasts, Punts and Ejector bonuses.

For the commentary page featuring just the Losers team highlights, see the commentary page. To see what Track Points we gave drivers and constructors, see the Track Points page.

Carry on reading the data.

Losers team commentary: Australian grand prix 2023

BIGGEST LOSERS IN AUSTRALIA

1st  |  Pierre Ghastly  |  83  |  A lovely load of Track Points and the best Booster of the race

2nd  |  The Spanish translation of Mancunian Badboy Racing  |  75  |  Largely down to a double Boost

3rd  |  Play to Win (Ultimate Champions)  |  68  |  Oodles of Track Points and a bonus thanks to a fortuitous compulsory Ejector Seat

4th  |  Smackhead19  |  46  |  The highest Track Pointing team of Australia, in a race full of high Track Points

5th  |  Steady Jordan  |  41  |  Decent enough Track Points topped up by an Ejector bonus

You can see the full scores for this race on the data page.

Carry on reading this commentary.

Track Points for drivers and constructors: Australian grand prix 2023

Drivers and constructors scored 216 Track Points at the this race. That's 50 points more than any other race this season. Cor blimey.

On just the third corner of the race, Charles Leclerc made a stunning bid for Track Points when he crashed out of the Australian grand prix. It was the first of eight retirements, resulting in a huge haul of Track Points in one of the most entertaining races of recent times. Albon pirouetted into a barrier. Russell went on fire. Magnussen made a delightful smear on a wall.

Then in the final restart sprint of the race, carnage ensued. The Alpine cars took each other out to ensure their place at the top of the constructor Track Points. And Sargeant rammed the backside of De Vries, sending both of their cars into the gravel. "Everything has gone wrong," rued Leclerc afterwards. The spirit of the Losers League was strong in Albert Park.

Read on for all the Track Points in Australia.

PITLANE PUNT: ZERO HERO

After two races, AlphaTauri and McLaren remain on zero points in the FIA constructors championship.

Will they continue this stunning form? Bet that they will remain on zero after race number three. Read on to play this Punt.

Standings after the 2023 Saudi Arabia grand prix

Here are the latest standings following the 2023 Saudi Arabia grand prix.

Barge Bored boost themselves to a healthy championship lead, and now it's up to rival teams to catch up. Ejector bonuses see The Porpoise Driven Life and The Spanish translation of Mancunian Badboy Racing rocket up the loserboard. Keep an eye on VroomDoom too: a good Track Points performance sees them marching towards the top ten.

As for the drivers and constructors, it's all about the papaya. Norris and Piastri remain the highest scoring drivers, while McLaren increase their status as the worst constructor in F1. Inspired by the points you see below? Adopt a high-scorer onto your team with an Ejector Seat.

Read on for the full Standings.

Losers team data in full: Saudi Arabia grand prix 2023

Here is the complete Losers team data page for the 2023 Saudi Arabia grand prix. It features all the Losers team scores at this race, including Track Points and points from Boosts, Forecasts, Punts and Ejector bonuses.

For the commentary page featuring just the Losers team highlights, see the commentary page. To see what Track Points we gave drivers and constructors, see the Track Points page.

Carry on reading the data.

Losers team commentary: Saudi Arabia grand prix 2023

BIGGEST LOSERS IN SAUDI ARABIA

1st  |  The Porpoise Driven Life  |  76  |  A healthy Ejector bonus and a close Fast Forecast

2nd  |  The Spanish translation of Mancunian Badboy Racing  |  75  |  A double Boost flatters their score

3rd  |  Barge Bored  |  69  |  A single Boost on very good Track Points, and a close Fast Forecast to boot

4th  |  Skid Blocked  |  56  |  Helped by a close Fast Forecast and a Boost Button

5th  |  Spoiler Alert  |  55  |  Best Track Pointer of the race AND the only team to get a perfect Fast Forecast

You can see the full scores for this race on the data page.

Carry on reading this commentary.

Track Points for drivers and constructors: Saudi Arabia grand prix 2023

On lap one of a relatively dull race, Oscar Piastri bashed his front wing, leaving his teammate Lando Norris to run over the debris. McLaren were already the biggest losers going into the second grand prix of the season, and their double pitstop so early in the race helped again make them the highest scoring constructors of the weekend.

While his fellow green giant Fernando Alonso claimed his on-off 100th podium of his career, Aston Martin's Lance Stroll claimed the earliest exit of the race with a technical problem. His retirement triggered a safety car despite parking his car neatly off the circuit, giving us one of the few moments of drama in the race.

Also worth a mention is Alexander Albon, who brought in retirement points for Williams after a brake failure on the fastest street track in the universe. Guess you don't really need brakes in Jeddah.

Read on for all the Track Points in Saudi Arabia.

Pitlane Punt: F I Eh?

FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has caused controversy by meddling too much in F1 and its future ownership, and for misogynistic remarks.

Will Ben Sulayem continue to be a thorn in F1's side? Bet that the controversies will continue. Read on to play this Punt.